Why is the Internet telling me to wait for sex?
I mean, here's the world wide web right? Full of heated sexual imagery. There are definitely more porn sites then there are wikipedia entries. The Internet is porn, porn is the Internet. So why are various articles telling me to WAIT. In big-ass, bold letters like that, as if I'm at an intersection and there's a stop sign in front of me, halting the progression of my sex life.
Now, you're probably wondering why I'm perusing the Internet for sex/dating advice and let it be know that I am not proud of it. I like to think of myself in a strict advisor position. But the fact of the matter is, I'm a little out of practice.
and when I say a little, I kind of mean a lot. I have been out of the dating game, and I'm not really sure I knew the rules to begin with. So here's my main question, the third date rule - still a stand by?
Well here's what the Internet tells me - WAITwaitWAITwaitWAIT. Stuff like "it's worth the wait" "make an emotional connection before a physical one" "don't rush things" blah blah blah blah blah.
So here I am, standing in the midst of an incredibly hypersexualized society and these people (who are apparently worth listening to seeing as they get paid to write these articles) are telling me to not have sex.
There's even a dude who say that women should wait 90 days before gettin' groovy (see: Steve Harvey's 90 Day Rule). Uh, really? I wasn't aware that the 21st Century was the new 1950. Holy fuck people, since when can you not have an emotional connection while having sex? I always figured it was one of the most intimate things you could do with a person.
Frankly, I think having sex is an excellent way to get to know someone. How many fucking secrets can you hide when you're naked?
and don't get me wrong, sex can be unemotional and unemotional sex is rad but apparently you can not have sex on a third date AND have a meaningful interaction. According to the Internet there is only meaningless sex (Porn) or meaningful sexless relationships.
Fuck the Internet.
New rule: go with your gut. And if your gut happens to be your genitals, there ain't nothing wrong with that.
Also, fuck Steve Harvey. Who the hell does he think he is telling me wait 90 days. Asshole.
'DILF' of the Week
It's defs not Steve Harvey.
It's Royal Wood! I saw him at Rifflandia two weekends past and the dude's fuckin' dreamy. Yes, you heard it, dreamy. I do not use that word lightly friends. He's got a wicked voice, and lyrics that made my cold, cold heart melt. He's also a snappy dresser.
and yes, I met him. I was exhausted and did my best impression of a "differently-abled" person. Nbd, I got skills.
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