It's not that fucking hard.
Introduce yourself, smile, eye fuck if you can manage it without looking creepy. If the conversation flows, pursue it. If it doesn't, say "nice meeting you, have a good night", smile again and walk away. If the conversation doesn't flow and that person you're attempting to mack on is hella attractive, get to the point (but be polite you perverts).
People will instantly react in one of three ways: 1. Be interested/on the same page, 2. Be repulsed and give you and obvious 'ew' signal, or 3. Be so freakin' confused that they can hardly formulate sentences in awe of your nonchalant confidence.
I usually get #3, and then they clue in to how attractive I am and go with the flow.
Now, I know what you're thinking "But Ella, you're a fucking babe. That shit doesn't work for just anybody" and dudes you're right, I am a fucking babe. I have, however, looked the same since I was fourteen (excluding some boobage) and things have only in the past year started going this well for me.
That is because, in the past year I have realized (and applied the realization) that shit only happens if you make it happen. Ladies, gentlemen, seriously. This is not a fucking buffet, you have to work for your meat.
And yes, sometimes you will end up getting rejected, but the more times you go up to a person, the greater chance you have of getting a yes, and the more yes's = the more convinced you will become that you are God's gift to women/men and anyone who says no to you're sweet ass is potentially missing out on the best night of there life (or at least some interesting conversation).
I mean seriously, wouldn't it be easier if people just were upfront about the things they wanted? Second World War would've been over in as long as it took to tell Germany "I appreciate you're honesty, but being racially dominated by a bunch of cultists isn't really what my country is looking for right now. I'm flattered though" and Germany would've just said "You're missin' out babe" and moved on to Austria or something.
History and innuendo, What more could you ask for?
Back to topic, have you seen Neil Strauss? Dude's got an egg head and he wrote a book on his experience as a pick-up artist in training. We can only assume the guy got laid. And this 'Mystery' guy, was apparently big into D&D before he came upon his skills.
These people have sex, on a regular basis. There is no reason why you shouldn't too.
No 'DILF of the Week' because I made a post a day and a half ago... go watch an episode of californication if you need your fix. David Duchovny is a sex addict and he plays a sex addict, who could ask for a more accurate casting job. Seriously people, it's like porn for your mind. Or at least porn for the part of your mind that loves drug addled sex addicted writers drowning in booze and the problems they've made for themselves.
Ok, it's porn for my mind.
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