Fairytales and Porn

So the other day this picture inspired me to wonder

Have we been ruined by idealism?

In a world full of unreachable ivory towers and Jessica Rabbits have we as a culture lost all sense of possibility.

The short answer to that I think, is yes. Most definitely. Because little girls were raised on fairy tales and pre-teen boys quickly discovered porn people are left feeling unhappy with what they have because of unrealistic expectations.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying we should all just settle. Dare to dream you wide eyed love bandits. But who can recognize the great shit laying in front of them when they're constantly being bombarded by images of beautiful people playing beautiful fictional roles (see: those in ideal situations).

That's the thing people, ideals are fiction. They were not created by example, they were created by people who felt like dreaming up something better then what they had.

This brings me back to the virginity thing. I've met throngs of young women (and a few young men) who envision (or in the more depressing cases, envisioned) first time sex to be a king sized bed lined with unstained red silk sheets in which two individuals twisted together in a smooth dance and were left with smiles on their faces and flattering after sex hair.

Only to discover that the mattress was creaky, elbows are pointy and that the experience, overall, didn't last that long.



Thus a band of women (and some men) that were so emotionally scarred by their first time that sex becomes a unfortunate, and often dreaded, part of life.

I don't know about you guys, but it sounds like a nightmare to me.

and then you have those people that are ok with sex, but hold it in very high esteem.

Those, "sex is for when you love each other" folk.

and good for you if you can hold yourself to that standard. But what about the rest of us that find the whole "love" thing difficult. We can't have sex!? Life is hard enough! Maybe all we can hope for is to like a person enough that being bathed in their sweat becomes an ok thing.

I mean, wouldn't we all have a lot more fun if we tried to focus on things we like about the people around us, instead of constantly searching for the "whole package"?

Call me a lover of man kind, but the fastest way for everybody to be happy is to let some shit go.

That being said, this section is reserved for dudes with flattering body hair only.

'DILF of the Week'

Speaking of flattering body hair, have you seen this guy? It should be against the law for someone to be so fucking attractive. Joe Manganiello, the new werewolf (yeah go ahead and judge, it's like porn with a plot and a high budget) on true blood should be arrested, and I'm just the creep for the job.