Sensual Seduction

Let's talk music people.

Everybody loves music, you don't have to be a pop culture expert to have a favorite band or even an unhealthy obsession with some greasy pedo-bearded front man. There's something for everybody and it all comes down to what gets you groovin'.

So naturally some time ago people began to correlate music with sex. I'm not talking calling mick jagger a 'sex symbol' here people (although that's part of it). I'm talking about the nitty gritty, the orchestra in the box spring -

I'm talkin' about music to bang to.



The soundtrack of love making ladies and gentlemen. Like in every other situation, it's pretty "each to his own" when it comes to what tunes to bump 'n grind to. Some people like easy listening, some people like heavy metal and some people like the soft sounds of nothing but their own moans. The point is, it's a big, opinionated world out there.

Personally, I have not picked a particular artist, track or album that I always go to when thing start to get heated. I've got it on to Motown, classic rock, the phantom of the opera soundtrack and very nearly to the sweet sounds of Nina Simone singing about black slavery (which, needles to say ended up ruining the mood). I personally do not care what is playing in the background (excluding musicals, that shit's just weird) but for some people the right tunes are essential to setting the mood.

Case in fictional point, no movie can have a truly hilarious sex scene without Marvin Gaye's classic ballad "Let's Get it On" playing in the background.

Music, like setting, scenery and who you're with are all part of putting together the ultimate fantasy. The toe-curling, silk sheet gripping, fabulous after sex hair perfect romp that we all longed for in the midst of clumsy teenage masturbation's.

Like I've said before, that shit ain't gonna happen and everybodies probably going to be left disappointed.

Hey, you may not be able to control what you look like post-coital but you damn sure can bone to the tempo of Rammstien or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, your choice.

You can bang to any tune you want - even the kind of music that you wanted to loose you're virginity to (Van Halen anyone?).

So whether it's to The Black Keys or the Bee Gees, may you all bone without skippin' a beat.

'DILF of the Week'

Jeff Goldblum, the man who started my love for men who may or may not be Jewish but sure as hell look it. While others were screaming at the gigantic mechainical dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, I was nursing a fem boner. Good times.